Status Updates From Tysk höst

Studying business strategy is basically creating an old rich man persona and then using it to answer questions, like hmm, if I was wearing a suit, voting republican, working in a fancy office in an nyc skyscraper and looking at these revenue charts, what would I do to increase profits?

My business persona fully disgusts my philosophy and poli-sci persona.

And yes, having 4 majors leads to an existential crisis.