Status Updates From How To Quit Playing Hockey ...

"Saliva" is just not a sexy word. It knocks me right out of a sex scene every time. Oh well... In other news, I love these guys and how good they are to each other.

Mac felt like he was giving some kind of idiotic seminar on the culture and habitat of the North American Homosexual... The idea that Mac and Fritzy had always been gay and yet never once had questionable experiments with body glitter or musical theater was confusing to them.
-Heh :)

Absurdly, because come on, this is a fictional character, I feel proud of Fitzy for coming out. Go FITZGERALD!
And...a little disappointed in Mac.

S'good

"We got cum on the couch."
"We?"
"Just flip the cushion over. No one will know."
-This is why I'm afraid of people's couches. Ya never know what's gone down there.

Loved it, review to follow!!

Oh dear, Fritz has gone, and Mac doesn't know what to do!!

Well yes, I suppose it would be steamy to have sex in a....sauna!!

Oh dear, looks like Mac's going to get the boot!!

I wanted Mac to admit the truth but I know it was too hard for him... :(

I have a feeling Burgy is going to be a problem...

Wow. I thought of this, but figured: naaaaaah, she wouldn't. But she did! It's a scandal! A HERO FALLS TO EARTH

WTF is a "swamp donk?"

Swear to god, Isa K. just managed to correctly and effectively use the word "schwa" in a sentence of prose. ::groveling in awe::

Holy shit. A Jimmy Carr reference, hockey, AND a your momma joke! It's like my iPad is full of stars!

Dear Mac: please stop thinking. Immediately, and indefinitely. You can thank me later. Love, Julio.

Ok, so: nice voice, so far. The occasional bit of rhetorical silliness for snarks and giggles. Events unfolding, foreshadowed, and yet to occur. This is good stuff. Also: man, I miss hockey...

... hugs when someone scores a goal. I want to know what I'm missing."

I'm not a fucking girl. I don't need you to hold me.""I have no idea what you're talking about. This is a completely heterosexual bro-hug that I offer in a totally nongay way to all my hockey brothers. You guys forget I never get to join in on the group...

Sequel to There's Cock In This Book

Nervous anxiety made his movements more aggressive, everything more annoying.

.He didn't know how they were supposed to work as a couple, if that was what they were. Everything he knew about building a relationship with someone used male and female figures.Then one night he'd kissed Fritzy behind the ear and heard the content murmurs made in response from his sleeping partner.Okay, they could try it. Maybe it would be fun.