Status Updates From Dawn of the Dead

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I’ve literally never been more elated over a character’s death. BYE STEPHEN
Fran + Peter forever <3

I fear it’s Christmas morning

AM I GETTING MY WISH AFTER ALL???? IS STEVE GOING TO GET EATEN BY THE ZOMBIES?!???

SHE’S A MOTHA!!!

oh no

will this be a Rick/Negan all over again???

still in a state of shock

I’m in mourning

updates all around:
they did my husband Roger so dirty LAWDDD PLEASE DON’T TAKE MY MAN!!!!

redemption for Fran. love her so much my queen

Steve was HUMBLED and put in his place by Fran. funniest and most satisfying thing I’ve read.

all hail king Peter. that’s it

Fran… you have literally made my night.

“Or what if Steve were dead and Peter and Roger were happy?” WHAT IF, FRAN. WHAT IF??

… count me in with Peter & husband Roger tho lol I’d be elated

finally got this out of storage and attempting to finish. a renewal of loathing for steve just emerged. ugh. freaking steve

great

slow at first but it’s speeding up now yasss

ughhh I’ve lost all hope. Steve and Fran the biggest idiots to walk the earth.

LAWD KEEP MY HUSBAND ROGER D SAFE

LAWDDDD KEEP MY HUSBAND ROGER DEMARCO SAFE

I thought I liked Fran but DANG bestie girl can you man up a little??

Peter has me DEADDDD “Steve is a weakling” and “Fran, while she was certainly spunky, was a woman, and according to Peter, subject to overemotionalism” I’m crying

LMAOOOO PETERRRRR

WHEW there’s somethin about a man in uniform… roger demarco I’m in LOVE love with youuuu

husband roger

thoughts thus far:
Steve can die. I don’t care. he’s too cocky and there’s no room for any of that now.
Peter is my king. no nonsense, comedian, keeps it real. love him.
Roger is my husband. minds his business, calls everyone out on their shiz, keeps everyone in line.
QUEEN FRAN!! that’s my bestie right there. all she needs to do now is dump Steve and get with Roger

Steve Steve Steve…. you’re gonna get a RUDE awakening. stay tuned

I love you Peter “My beef’s with Steve, not with you.” KINGGG

NO PETER WHY PLEASE SHOOT HIM

that’s right Steve you SHOULD be scared. I hope Peter ends him

I swear Steve I will kill you myself if Peter doesn’t first. JUST LEAVE ALREADY

LMAOOO ROGER JUST CASUALLY REFILLING THE GAS TANK WHILE EVERYONE IS FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVESSS

well dang now i can’t decide—peter or roger? steve is dead to me at this point