Status Updates From Dawn of the Dead

well dang now i can’t decide—peter or roger? steve is dead to me at this point

hmm what was it?? leaving behind an ex-husband and an ex-wife?? soooo that means steve can get killed off rip. roger and fran can get together <3 and peter slays always

so bestie has a name and it’s peter washington i’m livinggggg

YESSS ROGER MY MANNNN OH LAWDDD

STEVE?? YOU KNOW ROGER??

I’m sensing an inevitable triangle between Fran, Roger & Steve lolllll who WOULD’NT pick Mr. DeMarco he’s hot?? and Roger’s comrade will be chillin as 4th wheel mindin his businessss

Roger and whoever-he-is are THE dynamic duo

um? what have i just read?

Roger… why do I love him??

that’s right bestie Fran drink your water and mind you business. me and bestie stayin in our lanes

I’m rolling my eyes. God bless Dr. Foster

simon pegg what are you doing here??