Status Updates From Dawn of the Dead

ughhh I’ve lost all hope. Steve and Fran the biggest idiots to walk the earth.

LAWD KEEP MY HUSBAND ROGER D SAFE

LAWDDDD KEEP MY HUSBAND ROGER DEMARCO SAFE

I thought I liked Fran but DANG bestie girl can you man up a little??

Peter has me DEADDDD “Steve is a weakling” and “Fran, while she was certainly spunky, was a woman, and according to Peter, subject to overemotionalism” I’m crying

LMAOOOO PETERRRRR

WHEW there’s somethin about a man in uniform… roger demarco I’m in LOVE love with youuuu

husband roger

thoughts thus far:
Steve can die. I don’t care. he’s too cocky and there’s no room for any of that now.
Peter is my king. no nonsense, comedian, keeps it real. love him.
Roger is my husband. minds his business, calls everyone out on their shiz, keeps everyone in line.
QUEEN FRAN!! that’s my bestie right there. all she needs to do now is dump Steve and get with Roger

Steve Steve Steve…. you’re gonna get a RUDE awakening. stay tuned

I love you Peter “My beef’s with Steve, not with you.” KINGGG

NO PETER WHY PLEASE SHOOT HIM

that’s right Steve you SHOULD be scared. I hope Peter ends him

I swear Steve I will kill you myself if Peter doesn’t first. JUST LEAVE ALREADY

LMAOOO ROGER JUST CASUALLY REFILLING THE GAS TANK WHILE EVERYONE IS FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVESSS

well dang now i can’t decide—peter or roger? steve is dead to me at this point

hmm what was it?? leaving behind an ex-husband and an ex-wife?? soooo that means steve can get killed off rip. roger and fran can get together <3 and peter slays always

so bestie has a name and it’s peter washington i’m livinggggg

YESSS ROGER MY MANNNN OH LAWDDD

STEVE?? YOU KNOW ROGER??

I’m sensing an inevitable triangle between Fran, Roger & Steve lolllll who WOULD’NT pick Mr. DeMarco he’s hot?? and Roger’s comrade will be chillin as 4th wheel mindin his businessss

Roger and whoever-he-is are THE dynamic duo

um? what have i just read?

Roger… why do I love him??