Status Updates from All Editions of Mr Blank (Fill in the Blank, #1)

Andy Vale is 57% done

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Andy Vale is 14% done

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David is 32% done

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Si is 26% done

— Sep 02, 2017 04:16PM Add a comment

Si is starting

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Bvb is 66% done

— Feb 28, 2016 09:14PM Add a comment

David is on page 252 of 300

That would have to go down in the annals of bad goodbyes: let's bring up her adorable dead pet. I could top that off by punching her in the stomach and keying her car.

— Mar 07, 2015 05:45PM Add a comment

David is on page 199 of 300

(The Trojan War)
The lesson is this: when a group of women asks who the prettiest one is, run. Don't look back. Just run.

— Mar 07, 2015 03:52PM Add a comment

David is on page 188 of 300

"You drink coffee, right?"
"It's practically a job requirement."

— Mar 07, 2015 03:34PM Add a comment

David is on page 153 of 300

The desk sergeant gave me an annoyed look, so I flashed my badge.
"Detective Saroyan," I said.
"What can I do for you, detective?" He needed a couple thousand more cups of coffee.

— Mar 07, 2015 09:04AM Add a comment

David is on page 118 of 300

"I need to get changed."
"I don't know, I think that look kind of works for you. Sort of modern frump."
The look she gave me could have stripped paint off a car.

— Mar 06, 2015 01:18PM Add a comment

David is on page 72 of 300

Who owns a gun, gets activated for an assassination attempt, then thinks to himself, "Ah, the gun's so boring. You know what, I think I'm gonna go with the rock on the chain."

— Mar 05, 2015 10:27PM Add a comment

David is on page 3 of 300

Now when I say "Satanist" most people picture someone like Ming the Merciless drinking red wine out of a virgin's skull. This guy looked like an entertainment lawyer, which if you ask me is about a hundred times worse.

— Mar 05, 2015 08:36PM Add a comment

Michael is 54% done

Introduced to the book by a close friend of the author, I wondered if the book was really as good as he claimed, or just a friend helping a friend push a book. Turns out, it's a fun adventure through the streets of LA, with constant pop-culture references at every turn. Not done yet, but enjoying the ride so far.

— Jun 15, 2014 04:52PM Add a comment

Michael is 54% done

Introduced to the book by a close friend of the author, I wondered if the book was really as good as he claimed, or just a friend helping a friend push a book. Turns out, it's a fun adventure through the streets of LA, with constant pop-culture references at every turn. Not done yet, but enjoying the ride so far.

— Jun 15, 2014 04:52PM Add a comment