Status Updates From Dark Mission: The Secret Hi...

I mean sure I guess but in that scenario you have to provide evidence of those missing planets first

You cant just go "well it works if we add a bunch of planets that we have no evidence of" and call it a day

You need at least SOME evidence man

Oh gd he's pretending that an experiment that literally supports classical mechanics disproves them again

Can I get a geophysicist to explain exactly how Mike is full of shit here

Mom come get me hes talking about his fake physics where he doesn't even understand classical mechanics but thinks he can grasp quantum again

It's very interesting that he's not showing any of the most recent photos that pretty definitively show it's not a light and the pentagon shaped hill isnt even actually pentagon shaped

I think it's frankly criminal how Mike has been allowed to publish the same dogshit book about how much he doesn't understand astrophysics at least 4 times

And this lmao https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cydonia...

Just gonna leave this here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophenia

He's still talking about the extremely debunked face I am going to lose my mind

71 fucking pages before we even get to chapter 1

Gd I hate these guys

And now he's like describing a dream he had and expecting me to think it's real when by his own admission he can't remember anything else about the day it supposedly occured

What the fuck is he even saying

Richard this is hills

We have these on earth and they were not made by moon aliens

It's hills

Fourty eight pages of fucking prelude btw

I forgot these dumbass dipshits (only one of the books TWO insane dipshit authors is credited on Goodreads) believe in Glass Moon Domes 😭

Richard if the photos are all publicly available it is not a "leak"

Richard I can assure you that your significant other is NOT your harshest critic

I know this because I exist

And where she saw "buildings" I see...

Rocks. This is rocks

Help Richard keeps showing me photos of Definitely Rocks and going "see!!! Buildings!!!"

Richard said he had an official nasa image of mars that was a "smoking gun" that would make anyone who say it to "there's buildings down there"

He showed me the image

May I See The Buildings?

An artist going "apparently (my painting) also contains numerous Masonic symbols" is a very strange thing for an artist to say about their own work and makes me doubt the validity of this entire alleged email exchange

YOU CANNOT TELL ME YOU MET WITH CULT MEMBERS WHO "WANTED TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT" AND EXPECT ME TO TAKE YOUR POSITION ON A DIFFERENT UNRELATED CULT SERIOUSLY

Look man, not to defend the masons but maybe sit and think about whether or not you'd have this reaction to like Catholic Communion on the moon

Because you're Being Weird

He's bitching about how more qualified people didn't like his book

Again