Status Updates From La Ilíada (Sepan Cuantos, #2)

Scroll 2: Zeus deceives Agamemnon into expecting victory, the Greek army is assembled after Odysseus restores order, and Homer lists the Greek and Trojan forces. Scroll 3: Paris agrees to duel Menelaus for Helen, Menelaus wins, but Aphrodite rescues Paris, so the war continues.

half of book 2 straight up just being a list of names okkkkkk