Status Updates From Unusual Uses for Olive Oil ...

DNF I lost interest. Frankly, this book’s greatest asset is its ability to get someone drunk …that is if they were to use it as a drinking game where they were told to drink every time the phrase “Portuguese irregular verbs.” I seriously could not be bothered to count how many times I heard that title repeated over and over again but I’d bet it far exceeded 20 or 30 times.

Oh you're going on a date?! Oh my, well you were a bit strong on your unwed rant earlier so maybe this will change that stance

like all you're doing right now is ranting about being unmarried and how the world doesn't like unmarried old people.

if i was doing a drinking game with every time they say "Portuguese Irregular Verbs", i wouldn't be able to drive, and will probably be dead by the end of this book.

you can't expect a dog to not eat random bones they find! they don't know they're fancy old fossil bones