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Almost overrr

This is one of the worst things I’ve ever picked up…

I'm not sure. It's bloody weir as to now....we'll see

THE BATHTUB SCENE!?!? 🥵🥵🥵

There’s still sweetness but the smut is smutting. Major breeding/lactation breast worship kinkiness. For a germophobe he sure has a filthy mouth.

Ok, yeah. Definitely crying.

Ok, seriously. This book may be about a guy who struggles with debilitating cleanliness OCDs and —paradoxically— who has a kinky fascination with the messiness of pregnancy and lactation, but it’s also so heartfelt and real. And lusty/sweet.

So far, at least, it’s nothing like its cover would suggest. Um, I may be crying a little.

This woman. It’s such a real, human way of saying someone fits like an old shoe that you’re surprised to have found.

“On many levels, we seem strange to each other, but on others, you feel impossibly familiar — like a pair of shoes that you try on at the thrift store, to find out that the foot impressions of the previous owner are disturbingly close to your own.”

Stretch mark kink. Is it weird that I think this is sweet?

“Stretch marks wrap around her hips and lower belly like claw marks, as if she’s been grabbed from behind and fucked by a monster — and I want to be that monster. I want to place my fingers just so and imagine I left those marks on her skin.”

Bullet point #2:

“I find you terrifying, but wonderful.”

And I did not expect it to have a sweetly dorky, awkward MMC. He was about to write her a note and she has asked for just the bullet points. He sounds like Frog in the Frog and Toad books. It’s adorable.

“Dearest Bo, thank you for that thing you did.” I lift my gaze to hers. “That’s the first bullet point.”

I did NOT expect a romance featuring lactation kink to be a diatribe against the patriarchy. (Yes, he’s lactose intolerant. Yes, it gets weird.)

“How would it be, to tame a powerful beast by rendering him as pliable as a hungry infant? At the mercy of my generosity? Vulnerable to my whims? Submitting to me for the sheer honor of receiving something only I can provide?

Fuck yes.”

this family is way too comfortable with each other. how is your reaction to your brother fucking your 19 year old stepsister while she's dressed as a Christmas elf and lactating "oh glad you guys are getting along, how's that tiddy milk?" that's your question? nothing else about the situation struck you?

for the sake that I don't have anything else to read and that some parts are indeed kinky, I'm gonna stick around, but some parts are so far-fetched that I find them hard to believe. homegirl is homeless and broke but can get around to returned jackets? also, dudes hate people, BUT his address is listed online?

Alles ok mee wisou ass do ee stuhl am lift??