Status Updates From Ubik

Fat man wearing fuchsia capris, pink yak-fur slippers, snakeskin sleeveless blouse, and a ribbon in his waist-length dyed-white hair.

Woman wearing faux camel hair trousers and a grey sweatshirt. Man wearing "birch-bark" pantaloons, hemp belt, see through top, and train engineers tall hat. Bald man with goatee wearing hip-hugging gold lame trousers and a kelp-green mitty blouse with egg-sized buttons. This man is described as highly dignified. Another man wears a dirndl, a snood, cowboy chaps and sandals. Males in maxi skirt and shift dress.

I have to make note of all the outfit choices. Girl wearing a cowboy hat, black lace mantilla, Bermuda shorts. Woman wearing a silk sari, nylon obi, bobby socks. Boy wearing a floral mumu and Spandex bloomers. Pat is the only one dressed "normally", wearing a canvas work shirt, jeans, belt, and heavy boots.

An electric yellow cummerbund, petal skirt, hose, military-style visored cap, and gauntlets is considered Average Joe work attire. We're dressing in optimized RPG armor in this universe I guess.