Status Updates From The Wedding

i KNEW Allegra's birth dad would get along with Jeff's dad goddamnit

that had to be the most stereotypical lesbian i've ever read in fiction wtf

Okay so now Allegra is not taking the baby, Sam wants to keep it.

BUT I STILL PREDICTED IT BECAUSE SAM GOT MARRIED TO JIMMY IN SECRET???

And the Whitmans who wanted the baby may have sold the story to the tabloids out of revenge, but also, can I really blame them? FOURTEEN MISCARRIAGES IS INSANE.

omg the man died just so Allegra could be motivated to take on her sister's baby. so I CALLED it, publisher's weekly's criticism still rings true.

But also, kind of an absolutely insane move to continue to deprive this couple who've been trying to have a baby for years, getting deprived of an adopted baby twice AND the wife having FOURTEEN miscarriages 😭 like ik it's sam's baby still but that's fucking rough

ok i was not predicting the rockstar being shot wtf why did this happen its so random

the anti-semitic mother in-law was not on my bingo card

ok either Allegra is going to end up taking care of the baby or Sam is gonna end up with this Jimmy guy we just got introduced to and lore dumped about

"'What's wrong?' Allegra knew immediately what she was thinking, and she was quick to reassure her."

Mrs. Steel you can't just put dialogue from one character (Blaire) and then immediately after in the same paragraph have a different character's name 😭😭😭 It sounds like Allegra is saying this, start a new paragraph at least

girl what do you mean you're seventeen and five months pregnant 💀💀💀

"She never referred to him anymore as her father." Dawg you LITERALLY called your birth father Charles Stanton "father" and "daddy" in multiple paragraphs before this one AND in THIS PARAGRAPH

omg the father cheated on the mother? who could have predicted this?

ok now it's time to plan Allegra and Jeff's wedding. the TITULAR Wedding.

"Eventually he convinced them all to go, and they were all laughing and talking as they drove into Santa Monica in his Lamborghini. It was actually an armored car, built as a tank, especially for an important Arab."

...what?

IS THIS THE WEDDING? THEY FINALLY MENTIONED A WEDDING

damn this book is so white the image of them eating mexican food is throwing me for a loop