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James Rowley
is on page 507 of 517
i KNEW Allegra's birth dad would get along with Jeff's dad goddamnit
— May 28, 2026 11:42PM
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James Rowley
is on page 490 of 517
that had to be the most stereotypical lesbian i've ever read in fiction wtf
— May 28, 2026 11:18PM
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James Rowley
is on page 452 of 517
Okay so now Allegra is not taking the baby, Sam wants to keep it.
BUT I STILL PREDICTED IT BECAUSE SAM GOT MARRIED TO JIMMY IN SECRET???
And the Whitmans who wanted the baby may have sold the story to the tabloids out of revenge, but also, can I really blame them? FOURTEEN MISCARRIAGES IS INSANE.
— May 28, 2026 06:40PM
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BUT I STILL PREDICTED IT BECAUSE SAM GOT MARRIED TO JIMMY IN SECRET???
And the Whitmans who wanted the baby may have sold the story to the tabloids out of revenge, but also, can I really blame them? FOURTEEN MISCARRIAGES IS INSANE.
James Rowley
is on page 441 of 517
omg the man died just so Allegra could be motivated to take on her sister's baby. so I CALLED it, publisher's weekly's criticism still rings true.
But also, kind of an absolutely insane move to continue to deprive this couple who've been trying to have a baby for years, getting deprived of an adopted baby twice AND the wife having FOURTEEN miscarriages 😭 like ik it's sam's baby still but that's fucking rough
— May 28, 2026 03:48PM
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But also, kind of an absolutely insane move to continue to deprive this couple who've been trying to have a baby for years, getting deprived of an adopted baby twice AND the wife having FOURTEEN miscarriages 😭 like ik it's sam's baby still but that's fucking rough
James Rowley
is on page 438 of 517
ok i was not predicting the rockstar being shot wtf why did this happen its so random
— May 28, 2026 03:35PM
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James Rowley
is on page 408 of 517
the anti-semitic mother in-law was not on my bingo card
— May 27, 2026 10:41PM
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James Rowley
is on page 354 of 517
ok either Allegra is going to end up taking care of the baby or Sam is gonna end up with this Jimmy guy we just got introduced to and lore dumped about
— May 27, 2026 05:23PM
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James Rowley
is on page 337 of 517
"'What's wrong?' Allegra knew immediately what she was thinking, and she was quick to reassure her."
Mrs. Steel you can't just put dialogue from one character (Blaire) and then immediately after in the same paragraph have a different character's name 😭😭😭 It sounds like Allegra is saying this, start a new paragraph at least
— May 27, 2026 05:04PM
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Mrs. Steel you can't just put dialogue from one character (Blaire) and then immediately after in the same paragraph have a different character's name 😭😭😭 It sounds like Allegra is saying this, start a new paragraph at least
James Rowley
is on page 332 of 517
girl what do you mean you're seventeen and five months pregnant 💀💀💀
— May 27, 2026 04:49PM
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James Rowley
is on page 319 of 517
"She never referred to him anymore as her father." Dawg you LITERALLY called your birth father Charles Stanton "father" and "daddy" in multiple paragraphs before this one AND in THIS PARAGRAPH
— May 27, 2026 04:34PM
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James Rowley
is on page 306 of 517
omg the father cheated on the mother? who could have predicted this?
— May 26, 2026 04:54PM
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James Rowley
is on page 300 of 517
ok now it's time to plan Allegra and Jeff's wedding. the TITULAR Wedding.
— May 26, 2026 04:49PM
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James Rowley
is on page 255 of 517
"Eventually he convinced them all to go, and they were all laughing and talking as they drove into Santa Monica in his Lamborghini. It was actually an armored car, built as a tank, especially for an important Arab."
...what?
— May 25, 2026 06:35PM
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...what?
James Rowley
is on page 234 of 517
IS THIS THE WEDDING? THEY FINALLY MENTIONED A WEDDING
— May 25, 2026 06:00PM
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James Rowley
is on page 233 of 517
damn this book is so white the image of them eating mexican food is throwing me for a loop
— May 25, 2026 05:58PM
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