Status Updates From The Witching Hour (Lives of...

I think Rowan is falling for Lasher, but she doesn’t realize it yet because she keeps making weird justifications that don’t make any sense

I think the plan was to ensure that Rowan was the 13th Mayfair in the Legacy and that because she’s a doctor she’s gonna make a human body for laser

Anne Rice is 1000% making them super happy so Lasher can fuck it all up

This shit is crazy like you’re not married. Why the fuck are you trying to have a baby and you’re not even engaged so why are you talking about how this is your honeymoon you’re not married

Calling him your husband when he’s not your husband is crazy

They’re being such dick munches about the legacy and need to stop gatekeeping from the person who owns it

I feel like we’ve lost the original plot of the movie

So I totally did not realize this book is over 1000 pages long. I’m only here to be prepared for Merrick/Blackwood Farm/Blood Canticle, but I will try to make the most of it!