Status Updates From Memories of My Father Watch...

This is pretty terrible. Going to throw it out.

This was life for nearly two decades...it could have gone on forever, not like the worst but the most embarrassing circle in hell, had not the children come rattling out of the house at eighteen like loaded dice....

Ranking the shows watched thus far:
Game Show/Kruschev Debate 5*
Highway Patrol 4*
Bonanza 3*

Hilarious and brilliant already, it goes almost without saying.
But who knew it would be so... wise?

But God knows I've watched my share of TV. I was prepared for any encounter.

"You know, kids, the most interesting thing about the last half of this century is that it contains the date of my death."