Status Updates From The Moviegoer

Dad got me this for Christmas. I am not sure if he has read it before not to sure he would’ve gotten it for me if he had.

“Down I plunk myself with a liberal weekly at one of the massive tables, read it from cover to cover, nodding to myself whenever the writer scores a point. Damn right, old son, I say, jerking my chair in approval. Pour it on them. Then up and over to the rack for a conservative monthly and down in a fresh cool chair to join the counterattack. Oh ho, say I, and hold fast to the chair arm: that one did it…”

“This is another thing about the world which is upside-down: all the friendly and likable people seem dead to me; only the haters seem alive.”