Status Updates From Harry Potter and the Method...

Devastated

"I do have a copy of you living in my head. It's talking to me right now using your voice, arguing how this is perfectly normal."

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"Professor McGonagall looked like someone had hit her in the face with a cast-iron frying-pan, a few minutes earlier, and now she'd been told that somebody was about to do it again, and not to flinch."

McGonagall: Alastor - but - will you teach the [Defense] classes, if -
Moody: Ha! If I ever say yes to that question, check me for Polyjuice, because it's not me.

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So much good McGonagall stuff in this chapter, I have to share more:

"Don't mind me, please. I'll just sit here quietly going mad."

"Whatever you're thinking right now, which I assure you is also wrong, I don't want to hear about it, ever."

"Minerva firmly believed that you only ought to worry about Time if you were a clock."

This is making me want to watch Emma Thompson's Trelawney recite the prophecy. (Which movie was that?)

"And if I catch anyone bothering her, I shall turn them into glass vases and drop them." - McGonagall

all caught up!

Da capo...

Suggestion: read chapter 78 in one shot. It's long, so I stopped somewhere in the middle, and every time I come back to it I have no idea where I left off.

Объем этой "книги" заставляет меня ненавидеть автора.

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Amusing thought: what if Hogwarts students were resorted at the beginning of every year, like redistricting after the census?

Interlude update - most awesome though!

My first fan fic. This is such a breezy read, especially because you already know the plot outline and the characters. Long, though. And I dislike how didactic and smug it sounds most of the time. Still, it makes for easy bedtime reading and I think I'd likely have enjoyed this more when I was younger, round about when I was actually reading Harry Potter.

"It turns out that [she] is the Heir of Hufflepuff and she's opened up the long-lost entrance to Helga Hufflepuff's Chamber of Hard Work and Practice." (this is a joke, not a spoiler)

je viens de finir le ch. 8 en audiolivre, très intéressant de voir la méthode scientifique appliqué au monde de Harry Potter :-)

In this version of Harry Potter, I'm imagining Tilda Swinton as McGonagall.

And Iocane powder makes an appearance!

"There is no one else in the world who would accidentally overestimate my wit, and leave me a message I cannot understand at all."

"Have you come to any conclusions? And please don't tell me how you arrived at them." - McGonagall reacts to hearing about time travel the same way I do.

Starting Chapter 7: Reciprocation. Platform 9...

"I do believe that man would kill me for a Sickle and give back five Knuts change."

Riveting

wow.

Starting Chapter 4. I believe I've picked a good first fan-fiction novel...

This chapter ends with further OMGing.

This chapter ends with further OMGing.

"What if there were Poultrymouths?"

Supposedly, the only difference between this Harry Potter universe and J.K. Rowling's is the identity of Harry's uncle/stepfather. Certainly, that had a profound effect on Harry's character, which has changed his interactions with people and his goals and motivations at Hogwarts, and most peripheral differences can be attributed to that. However, something's just been revealed that I'm having trouble reconciling.