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“Him: “Have you ever been married before?”
Me: “No.”
Him: “Why?”
Me: “I guess I’ve focused more on my work.”
Him: “What do you do?”
Me: (bracing myself) “I’m a psychologist.”
Him: “Are you analyzing me now?”
Me: (Yep, he went there. How cliché.) “Are you paying me now?”
― Jennifer Lane, Low Water