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“So that was one part of my job: writing a weekly column on anything I wanted. The other part involved traveling to Miami, usually for a week or two at a time, to write cover stories, like the Orlando-Miami basketball feud story. These were longer and somewhat more coherent than my columns, but still deeply unserious. Often the topics were suggested by Gene or Tom, who enjoyed pointing me at a target, like a tactical assault clown, and printing whatever I wrote about it.”
― Dave Barry, Class Clown: The Memoirs of a Professional Wiseass—How I Went 77 Years Without Growing Up

“I came to pray; mocking, I stay.”
― Roger Zelazny, To Spin is Miracle Cat

“What is Mathematics? You seem to have three choices. Mathematics is the humanity that hymns eternal logic. It is the Science that studies the phenomenon called logic. It is the Art that fashions structures of ethereal beauty out of the raw material called logic. It is all of these and more. Much more, I can assure you, for Mathematics is Fun.”
― William T. Tutte

“It's obvious, it's wrong, and anyway they said it years ago.”
― Paul Krugman