John

“How does she know it’s a boy?” Ash mutters to me. “Therapist magic,” I say. “It has a penis,” Millie says, still petting the fuzz ball.”
― Kate Watson, Strawberry Fields for Never

“Why don’t you ever shut up?" “Why can’t you finish anything?” "People can hear you! You’re embarrassing me.” "Why can't you just do what you’re told?”
― Kate Watson, Don't Go Faking My Heart

“How did you girls do it?" Chick Allen says. "You can't say things like that," Chick Hanks whispers. "Like what?" Chick Allen asks. "Girls. You have to call them women when they're grown up." Chick Allen nods sagely. "How did you women do it?”
― Kate Watson, Don't Go Faking My Heart

“Hey, kids, get therapy because you might create tiny bat children in your mid-twenties if you don’t.”
― Camilla Evergreen, Falling in Love with the Moth Faerie Prince