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“I’m the god of funerals. I know every death custom in the world—how to die properly, how to prepare the body and soul for the afterlife. I live for death.”
“You must be fun at parties,” I said.”
― Rick Riordan, The Red Pyramid

“After our mom died, her parents (our grandparents) had this big court battle with dad. After six lawyers, two fistfights, and a near fatal attack with a spatula (don't ask), they won the right to keep Sadie with them in England.”
― Rick Riordan, The Red Pyramid

“Holy mother!"
"Hmph. More like holy father. I'd think you'd know the difference."

-Hephaetus”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

“I accidentally vaporize my pre-algebra teacher.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief