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“Eyes. Those damn eyes fucked me forever.”
― Charles Bukowski

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“I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation starter.”
― Jarod Kintz, I Want

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“When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks. ”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

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“I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

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“I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium.”
― Jarod Kintz, I Want

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