Sean

“We took care of it,” Jessie said. “And we’ll take care of this, too.” “Not without me,” he said. “I’m not letting you girls walk into an ambush—” “It’s not an ambush if you know it’s coming,” I told him, “and we’re not girls. We’re federal agents.”
― Craig Schaefer, Harmony Black

“It was a hat—a nice red toque. Toques need to be red, you see. Just like red barns, they’re just something that is.”
― CasualFarmer, Beware of Chicken

“Jeeze. Save a [Princess] and suddenly everyone’s your friend.”
― Pirateaba, The General of Izril

“Steel? Hah! If you’d duel us, bring cold iron and star metal! Bring blades forged of magic and legend! And if you thrust, do it with your heart in your hands, for we’ll pluck it out if you miss!”
― Pirateaba, Rains of Liscor