Pardell

Welcome to the shitty car parade. Wtf. Change your tampons gentlemen and hop in the fucking Prius. They fact that Roland doesn’t even hesitate to get in puts this book at 3 stars max, in believability. You are going to tell me that these 6 foot plus guys are going to drive around in a Prius fighting vampires?!?! The fucking seats won’t allow them to go back enough to drive! I like how we added it was a “shiny” Prius. You bothered to wash it? I drove a G5 for a few years. You don’t wash them. You drive the hell out of them and then, hopefully, trade up. Hell, the Geo doesn’t look that bad. No wondered these assholes are still single. Your enemies are laughing at you.