Allyce

“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

“I remember that these were the tipping point. The point at which we stopped being you and me, and became us.”
― Jules Dee, Fallen for You

“Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the dumbest questions on God's green earth. These people tolerate every kind of crank and eccentric and mouth breather there is.”
― Garrison Keillor, Dusty And Lefty: The Lives of the Cowboys

“I'm not a nice goblin boy,' Keith said, then added, 'I'm not even nice.'
Gunther gazed out the windshield, smiled in that slow way he had, and replied, 'I know, but you sure can cook.”
― Nicole Kimberling, Grilled Cheese and Goblins: Adventures of a Supernatural Food Inspector!