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“Fascinating,” said the Patrician, and went back to not listening to Dibbler. He had not got where he was today by bothering how things worked. It was how people worked that intrigued him.”
― Moving Pictures
― Moving Pictures
“Well," I said. "Nothing to do right now but wander the fuck into that abandoned building, totally unarmed.”
― John Dies at the End
― John Dies at the End
“What's up. This is Dave, the one you saw in your hallway. He's not a psychotic killer or anything," he lied”
― John Dies at the End
― John Dies at the End
“Miss," John interrupted. "We have reason to believe your dog was possessed by some kind of Hell demon. Has Molly ever spoken to you before?"
Pause.
"Who are you guys?"
"Just answer the question. Please," John said. "Has there ever been any levitation?"
"What? No."
"Are you sure?"
"Ma'am," I said, "if your dog was dabbling in the occult while you had her it's best you tell us now. We're experts.”
― John Dies at the End
Pause.
"Who are you guys?"
"Just answer the question. Please," John said. "Has there ever been any levitation?"
"What? No."
"Are you sure?"
"Ma'am," I said, "if your dog was dabbling in the occult while you had her it's best you tell us now. We're experts.”
― John Dies at the End
“John tipped a finger at him and said, "Yep. Thanks for calling us, Drake. You're the kind of man a man wants when a man wants a man.”
― John Dies at the End
― John Dies at the End
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