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Kirsten Mortensen

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1ST PLACE, 2020 INCIPERE AWARD for WOMEN'S FICTION-CLEAN!

Marion Flarey is in debt. And unemployed…and single.

And that new apartment she just learned about?

It's a Tower.

Which may mean her Prince is on his way.

Or it may mean...that Fairy Tales are real.


"Once Upon a Flarey Tale" is available on Amazon (print or Kindle) https://amzn.to/2Ezg2z7 or browse here for other e-formats: https://books2read.com/u/bWdLgD
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Kirsten Mortensen I don't know, because I don't believe in it--I've never experienced it.

Sometimes, I have story threads that seem to just end. But that's part of the m…more
I don't know, because I don't believe in it--I've never experienced it.

Sometimes, I have story threads that seem to just end. But that's part of the mystery of the subconscious, not a big chopping block thingy that drops down and cuts me off.

I'm always working on so many projects, that if I hit a dead end with one, I just switch to another.

To me, stories are generated by a hidden self -- but it's part of me. We're allies. You couldn't "block" that part of myself any more than you could stop me from dreaming when I'm asleep. (And, incidentally, I believe that writing and dreaming are very, very similar processes, something I explore in a longish essay I've published as an e-book, Writing, Dreams, and Consciousness.)
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Kirsten Mortensen Yes, I can tell you a two-sentence horror story.
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Artificial F*ckery

Words are not intelligence. Good luck telling the difference.

A fresh rash of stories has broken out — itchy hives on the body internet — about this so-called “AI” phenomenon.

There’s a reason you can never, ever, see all the way down the tunnel of mirrors.

Guys, we have to stop calling it “intelligence.”

It’s not “intelligence.” It’s fakery. It’s f*ckery.

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Charles Baudelaire
“Be always drunken.
Nothing else matters:
that is the only question.
If you would not feel
the horrible burden of Time
weighing on your shoulders
and crushing you to the earth,
be drunken continually.

Drunken with what?
With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you will.
But be drunken.

And if sometimes,
on the stairs of a palace,
or on the green side of a ditch,
or in the dreary solitude of your own room,
you should awaken
and the drunkenness be half or wholly slipped away from you,
ask of the wind,
or of the wave,
or of the star,
or of the bird,
or of the clock,
of whatever flies,
or sighs,
or rocks,
or sings,
or speaks,
ask what hour it is;
and the wind,
wave,
star,
bird,
clock will answer you:
"It is the hour to be drunken!”
Charles Baudelaire, Paris Spleen

John Updike
“The Sometime Sportsman Greets the Spring
by John Updike

When winter's glaze is lifted from the greens,
And cups are freshly cut, and birdies sing,
Triumphantly the stifled golfer preens
In cleats and slacks once more, and checks his swing.

This year, he vows, his head will steady be,
His weight-shift smooth, his grip and stance ideal;
And so they are, until upon the tee
Befall the old contortions of the real.

So, too, the tennis-player, torpid from
Hibernal months of television sports,
Perfects his serve and feels his knees become
Sheer muscle in their unaccustomed shorts.

Right arm relaxed, the left controls the toss,
Which shall be high, so that the racket face
Shall at a certain angle sweep across
The floated sphere with gutty strings—an ace!

The mind's eye sees it all until upon
The courts of life the faulty way we played
In other summers rolls back with the sun.
Hope springs eternally, but spring hopes fade.”
John Updike, Collected Poems: 1953-1993

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“There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.”
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“The closer I watch politics the more it looks like professional wrestling in business suits.”
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G.K. Chesterton
“A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.”
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Kirsten Mortensen Hi! Just a quick note to let you know that my new novel, Once Upon a Flarey Tale, is now out.

Marion Flarey is in debt. And unemployed…and single.

And that new apartment she just learned about?

It's a Tower.

Which may mean her Prince is on his way.

Or it may mean...that Fairy Tales are real.


"Once Upon a Flarey Tale" is available on Amazon (print or Kindle) https://amzn.to/2Ezg2z7 or browse here for other e-formats: https://books2read.com/u/bWdLgD

Thank you and have a great day :)


Rachel Annie Thank you for the friendship, and I'm so happy you've enjoyed the RR,WR Group!


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