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“Hey!” I shouted at my dad, who was eating his daily bowl of Grape-Nuts. He looked up at me, making a face that said, “Be careful in choosing your next words.” “You told Mom about my,” and then I silently mouthed the word porn. “You said you wouldn’t!” I added at full volume. He put down his paper, looked at me, and replied in a measured voice, “Yeah, I thought about that. Too risky for me not to tell her. You shouldn’t have left that porno in our VCR. Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won’t be the last time that happens.”
― Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

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“Billy thought his big, wet, yellow booger was funny.”
― Billy Bad, Boogers for Lunch: A Sight Words Book

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“Paris”
― Barbara O'Neal, When We Believed in Mermaids

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“In an ironic way, It’s sort of funny How we learn to love those Who never seem To deserve it.”
― Jack Ray, Ice Cream And Suicide

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“The Lancer is a supersonic intercontinental bomber whose size and power are enough to boggle the mind. On the ground, the aircraft sits higher than a three-story office building. Its wingspan is almost half the length of a football field. When fully loaded it weighs nearly half a million pounds, and when it gets into the air, the thing can fly more than nine hundred miles an hour. Pilots like Kulish who fly this plane don’t call it a Lancer, however. Instead, using a riff that derives from “B-1,” they simply refer to it as “the Bone.”
― Clinton Romesha, Red Platoon: A True Story of American Valor

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