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Lauren Child
“It's true,' said Freddie Humbert, 'kids nowadays have got no ability to listen to simple instructions.'
'Here you go, Dad,' said Quent, returning with a tray of drinks. 'Two martinis, one with extra olives, one with no olives, one mineral water, ice and a twist of lime and a jade juice, no fruit.”
Lauren Child, Look Into My Eyes

Matt Haig
“But stories aren't always lies. They are things stored in all our imaginations-hence the name stories-and it is the author's job to point them out.”
Matt Haig, To Be A Cat

“You better believe it, buster.”
Ruby Redfort
tags: humor

J.K. Rowling
“If the motorbike was huge, it was nothing to the man sitting astride it.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Lauren Child
“Rube, this is me you're talking to, Clancy Crew, remember? Your best buddy? And I hate to break it to you this way but your grandmother on your mother's side, she isn't sick - she's dead!”
Lauren Child, Look Into My Eyes

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