Connie

“Be the person your dog thinks you are!”
― J.W. Stephens

“Lamb stood, gazed at the nearest tree as if in sudden awe of nature, lifted a heel from the ground and farted.

"Sign of a good curry," he said, "Sometimes they just bubble about inside you for ages."

"I keep meaning to ask why you have never married," River said.”
― Mick Herron, Dead Lions

“There never was, for all I could ever learn, a time when living was easy and peaceful.”
― Ellis Peters, The Virgin in the Ice