Ron

“Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“The only difference between a rut and a grave are the dimensions.”
― Ellen Glasgow

“Well, don't that just impregnate the family dog...”
― Stephen King, The Bazaar of Bad Dreams

“Right at the bottom, at the tip of the root, is the fear of the dark and the cold, but once you've given darkness a name you have a measure of control. Or at least you think you have, which is nearly as important.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Slip of the Keyboard: Collected Non-Fiction