Ron

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
― Garrison Keillor

“Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“Right at the bottom, at the tip of the root, is the fear of the dark and the cold, but once you've given darkness a name you have a measure of control. Or at least you think you have, which is nearly as important.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Slip of the Keyboard: Collected Non-Fiction

“Well, don't that just impregnate the family dog...”
― Stephen King, The Bazaar of Bad Dreams