Lorenzo Pepe

“I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law.”
― Chris Rock

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
― Thomas A. Edison

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
― Will Rogers

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
― Oscar Wilde