Lorenzo Pepe > Lorenzo's Quotes

“I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law.”
― Chris Rock

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
― Thomas A. Edison

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
― Chris Rock

“Don't be so humble - you are not that great.”
― Golda Meir

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”
― Winston S. Churchill

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
― Will Rogers

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
― Oscar Wilde