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This Won't Take Long: 100 Very Short Stories of Dangerous Relationships, Impaired Presidents, Frustrating Jobs and More

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Heather’s Quotes

“I’ve found that falling asleep is the best way to politely excuse yourself from an unwanted interaction.”
― Babe Walker, White Girl Problems

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“I hate everyone who wants a free ride.”
― Matthew DiBenedetti, I Hate Everyone

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“If you’re going to die, die interesting! Is there anything worse than a boring death? (Other than a Charlie Rose marathon on PBS?) I think not. When my time comes I’m going to go out in high style. I have no intention of being sick or lingering or dragging on and on and boring everyone I know.”
― Joan Rivers, I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

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“Jesus Fart-Gargling Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you? Somehow you’ve made me miss those bygone, halcyon days when you merely endorsed pedophiles.”
― Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, Dear Pr*sident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump

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“I’m tired of dealing with crazies. When did it become my job to manage your mental illness?”
― Joan Rivers, Diary of a Mad Diva

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