Cassidy

“There was a reason for the cost of those perfectly plain black dresses.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker

“Love is a form of prejudice. I have too many other prejudices.”
― Charles Bukowski, Women

“There's life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker

“If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.”
― Dorothy Parker