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“If you’re worrying about the colour of your anus, things must be good, as you can’t have proper worries in your life.”
― Karl Pilkington, The Moaning of Life: The Worldly Wisdom of Karl Pilkington

“The clock of life is wound but once,
And no man has the power
To tell just when the hands will stop
At late or early hour.

To lose one's wealth is sad indeed,
To lose one's health is more,
To lose one's soul is such a loss
That no man can restore.

The present only is our own,
So live, love, toil with a will,
Place no faith in "Tomorrow,"
For the Clock may then be still.”
― Robert H. Smith