Jonathan

“Mason. Darling. Do I have to flutter my eyelashes all morning to get you to pass the teapot down this way or am I going to have to offer you a blow job? Some of us are dehydrating over here.”
― Rolf and Ranger

“Better he should be bruised from head to foot by me who love him than that he should come to harm through ignorance,”
― Rudyard Kipling, The Jungle Book

“Oh Christ, I left my world to watch a kid put shoes on a fucked-up weasel. Shoot me Roland, before I breed.”
― Stephen King

“Isn't it strange how often your butt gets all the instructions?" Gerry said conversationally to Mason, "Mine gets hustled all over the place, it's quite the social butterfly.”
― Rolf, Silver Bullet