Keith

“Darling? That's a funny name for a guy. Last person I called darling was pregnant twenty seconds later.

― Lord Flasheart (Rik Mayall), Blackadder: Goes Forth”
― Rik Mayall

“Look, we all have something to bring to this discussion. But I think from now on the thing you should bring is silence. - Rimmer”
― Doug Naylor

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin

“It ain't always rocket science, sometimes a door is just a door.”
― James Rollins, The Judas Strain