Katie Webb

“Boy is this journey ever long. Also arduous.”
― Dave Barry, Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States

“Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner.

BENEDICK
Fair Beatrice, I thank you for your pains.

BEATRICE
I took no more pains for those thanks than you take
pains to thank me: if it had been painful, I would
not have come.

BENEDICK
You take pleasure then in the message?

BEATRICE
Yea, just so much as you may take upon a knife's
point ... You have no stomach,
signior: fare you well.

Exit

BENEDICK
Ha! 'Against my will I am sent to bid you come in
to dinner;' there's a double meaning in that...”
― William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

“The finest of pleasures are always the unexpected ones.”
― Erin Morgenstern, The Night Circus

“Reader, I married him.”
― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre