Chris

“If you want to finish the evening with your usual number of fingers, do any cutting-up, peel-slicing and the like before you have had more than a couple of drinks, preferably before your first.”
― Kingsley Amis, Everyday Drinking: The Distilled Kingsley Amis

“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.”
― WC Fields

“Wives and such are constantly filling up any refrigerator they have a claim on, even its ice-compartment, with irrelevant rubbish like food.”
― Kingsley Amis, Everyday Drinking: The Distilled Kingsley Amis

“If you want to behave better and feel better, the only absolutely certain method is drinking less. But to find out how to do that, you will have to find a more expert expert than I shall ever be.”
― Kingsley Amis, Everyday Drinking: The Distilled Kingsley Amis