Chris

“Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer”
― Groucho Marx

“It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.”
― Kingsley Amis, The King's English: A Guide to Modern Usage

“Wives and such are constantly filling up any refrigerator they have a claim on, even its ice-compartment, with irrelevant rubbish like food.”
― Kingsley Amis, Everyday Drinking: The Distilled Kingsley Amis

“If you want to finish the evening with your usual number of fingers, do any cutting-up, peel-slicing and the like before you have had more than a couple of drinks, preferably before your first.”
― Kingsley Amis, Everyday Drinking: The Distilled Kingsley Amis