Chris

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
― Mark Twain

“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”
― George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
― W.C. Fields

“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
― Frank Sinatra