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A native New Englander, Gene Twaronite now lives in Tucson, Arizona. His published books include five poetry collections, including Trash Picker on Mars, a winner of the 2017 New Mexico-Arizona Book Award. He is also the author of juvenile fiction, a rhyming picture book, and four collections of short stories and humor essays. A former Writer-in-Residence for Pima County Public Libraries, he leads a poetry workshop for the Universty of Arizona OLLI program. Follow more of Gene’s writing at his website: genetwaronitepoet.com.

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	My Vacation in Hell 4.02 avg rating — 53 ratings — published 2012 — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Family That Wasn't: A Fable 3.37 avg rating — 27 ratings — published 2010 — 6 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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	The Absurd Naturalist. Irreverent Musings on Nature 4.71 avg rating — 7 ratings — published 2014 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	My Life as a Sperm: Essays from the Absurd Side 3.20 avg rating — 5 ratings — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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Before I became a poet, I wrote and published children’s stories. I have always loved this quote from Henry David Thoreau that inspired my story “No Time.” Though Thoreau did write poetry, he was much better known for his other writings. But in many ways the life he expressed was one long poem that continues to influence millions around the world. And he gave us this brilliant metaphor for time.

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“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

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“So many books, so little time.”
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Great to see you on my site--I'm so new at this, I reek green, but am liking the site. Thanks for "friending" me. We are acquainted through PWP in Prescott and I really enjoyed your talk a couple of weeks ago on the panel discussion!

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