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“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
― The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
― The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
“Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend. Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine too?”
― Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
― Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
“Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.”
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“I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.”
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“I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!”
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