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“Oh, gods—bacon! I promised myself that once I achieved immortality again, I would assemble the Nine Muses and together we would create an ode, a hymnal to the power of bacon, which would move the heavens to tears and cause rapture across the universe.
Bacon is good.
Yes—that may be the title of the song: “Bacon Is Good.”
― Rick Riordan

“YES, MY NAME IS GREGORY!” he snarled, “I AM KNOWN AS GREGORY! IT IS WHAT MY MOTHER NAMED ME, AND WHAT I SHALL BE NAMED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! AND IF ANY OF YOU DARES TO SAY ANOTHER WORD, I’LL ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE!”
― Minecrafters, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Explorer - A New Adventure "PART 1"

“Hey guys!” Hey Boom. “Oooh, is this the introduction?” Yes. Now clear off. You’re in the spotlight. “Oh come on! I wanna be in the story too.” “Clear off Boom! Leave this part to the famous people.” “Famous? Are you kidding? There is no one more famous than the mighty Dr. Boom!” Dude, it’s been what, four books since we last saw you? Our first readers have probably died from old age by now. “LET ME HAVE THE SPOTLIGHT!” NEVER! ON WITH THE STORY! “NOOOOOOOOOOO!”
― Minecrafters, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Explorer - A New Adventure "PART 1"

“All we can do is strive to accept our fate with grace, whatever it might be.”
― Christopher Paolini, Inheritance