Dave

“When the worry about the baby crying ceases, the worry about the baby not breathing begins.”
― Jonathan V. Last, The Dadly Virtues: Adventures from the Worst Job You'll Ever Love

“Appearing in Mummy and Daddy’s room in the middle of the night and claiming to be “scared” is strictly verboten.”
― Jonathan V. Last, The Dadly Virtues: Adventures from the Worst Job You'll Ever Love

“A sword never kills anybody; it is a tool in the killer's hand.”
― Seneca

“It now transpired that the man in front of her didn’t actually have a ticket at all, and the argument then began to range freely and angrily over such topics as the physical appearance of the airline check-in girl, her qualities as a person, theories about her ancestors, speculations as to what surprises the future might have in store for her and the airline for which she worked, and finally lit by chance on the happy subject of the man’s credit card. He didn’t have one.”
― Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul