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David Sedaris
“but I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment.”
David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

Lao Tzu
“Be like water.”
Lao Tzu

David Sedaris
“Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat.”
David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

David Sedaris
“When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.”
David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

David Sedaris
“The trouble with aggressive nonsmokers is that they feel they are doing you a favor by not allowing you to smoke. They seem to think that one day you'll look back and thank them for those precious fifteen seconds they just added to your life. What they don't understand is that those are just fifteen more seconds you can spend hating their guts and plotting revenge.”
David Sedaris, Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays

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