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“Is Jase already going to marry you?"
I start coughing again. "Uh. No. No, George. I'm only seventeen." As if that's the only reason we aren't engaged.
"I'm this many," George holds up four slightly grubby fingers. "Jase is seventeen and a half. You could. Then you could live in here with him. And have a big family."
Jase strides back into the room, of course, midway through this proposition. "George. Beat it. Discovery Channel is on."
George backs out of the room, but not before saying, "His bed's really comfortable. And he never pees in it."
The door closes and we both start laughing.”
― Huntley Fitzpatrick, My Life Next Door

““Marshmallow.””
― Monica Murphy, One Week Girlfriend

“Dear Lord, I think I broke something, like my liver.”
― Katie McGarry, Pushing the Limits

“I must have killed a lot of cows in a past life for Karma to hate me this much.”
― Katie McGarry, Pushing the Limits