Catriona

“He was a reporter for The Adversary. It was his job to stalk people. He was one step above paparazzi and a couple below common variety garden snake."
- Jae-Sun Fields, pg. 28”
― Z.A. Maxfield, ePistols at Dawn

“It was loud. It was crowded. I hate crowds. I had to make small talk with a bunch of people I don’t know, and I’m terrible at that. And some guy I’d just met wanted to do perverted things to me with noodles.”
- Adrian Broussard, page 15”
― Ally Blue, Love, Like Ghosts

“Straight? So is spaghetti until you heat it up”
― Jet Mykles, Squire

“It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.”
― Diana Wynne Jones, Howl's Moving Castle