Dave

“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
― Mark Twain

“You can't trust the government to do anything right-except, of course, to conspire and cover up. Then it becomes diabolically efficient. The very people who are wildest for government conspiracies are often the same people who believe the government is incapable of delivering the mail efficiently.”
― Richard White

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo