The Angry Lawn Gnome

“He pulls the tape off Allegra's mouth. Grabs her BY THE HAIR and gives her a peck on the lips.”
― Richard Kadrey, Sandman Slim

“But this was no ordinary chicken. This chicken was evil manifest.”
― Terry Goodkind, Soul of the Fire

“We stand for organized terror - this should be frankly admitted. Terror is an absolute necessity during times of revolution. Our aim is to fight against the enemies of the Soviet Government and of the new order of life. We judge quickly. In most cases only a day passes between the apprehension of the criminal and his sentence. When confronted with evidence criminals in almost every case confess; and what argument can have greater weight than a criminal's own confession?”
― Felix Dzerzhinsky

“When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.”
― H.L. Mencken