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Book cover for The Disasters
How exactly did these geniuses manage to take over the station and launch an evil plan for interstellar genocide?”
The Angry Lawn Gnome
how indeed
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Richard Kadrey
“He pulls the tape off Allegra's mouth. Grabs her BY THE HAIR and gives her a peck on the lips.”
Richard Kadrey, Sandman Slim
tags: oopsie

Alan Moore
“Listening to her spooling out impractical and transcendental picture-concepts like a hyperventilating tickertape he felt the weight lift from him, floating in a sweet and putrid lager fart to dissipate beneath the starry, vast obsidian pudding bowl of closing time, inverted and set down upon the Burroughs as though keeping flies away.”
Alan Moore, Jerusalem

“You look like you bin whupped with a ugly stick.”
Bo Diddley

Michael Crichton
“Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect is as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray's case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues. Often, the article is so wrong it actually presents the story backward—reversing cause and effect. I call these the "wet streets cause rain" stories. Paper's full of them.
In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story, and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine than the baloney you just read. You turn the page, and forget what you know.”
Michael Crichton

H.L. Mencken
“When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.”
H.L. Mencken

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