Devy

“The Captain of the Watch says if you're still in the City by sunrise he will personally have you buried alive.”
― Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

“Bee there Orr Bee A Rectangular Thyng”
― Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

“Decided to put aside ethnic differences in the cause of making more money.”
― Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

“Rats had featured largely in the history of Ankh-Morpork. Shortly before the Patrician came to power there was a terrible plague of rats. The city council countered it by offering twenty pence for every rat tail. This did, for a week or two, reduce the number of rats—and then people were suddenly queing up with tails, the city treasury was being drained, and no one seemed to be doing much work. And there still seemed to be a lot of rats around. Lord Vetinari had listened carefully while the problem was explained, and had solved the thing with one memorable phrase which said a lot about him, about the folly of bounty offers, and about the natural instinct of Ankh-Morporkians in any situation involving money: “Tax the rat farms.”
― Terry Pratchett, Soul Music