TheAmazingFluff

“HOROSCOPE:
Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You will soon be going on a very strange journey. Your lucky food is small cucumbers. People pointing knives at you are probably up to no good. PS, we really mean it about the druids.”
― Terry Pratchett

“Progress just means bad things happen faster.”
― Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

“Inside every sane person there's a madman struggling to get out," said the shopkeeper. "That's what I've always thought. No one goes mad quicker than a totally sane person.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

“Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.”
― Terry Pratchett